Good Thing It Was A Small One
a little god walking in on us
caught a few with their pants down and
some asleep at the wheel,
driving right into that half-mile footprint
with too many toes.
End
File last saved July '97, and it was published somewhere.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
"eel week" in podcast
beam me up 159
13:33 min/sec into an hour-long podcast
http://beameup.podOmatic.com/entry/2009-05-30T18_28_45-07_00
13:33 min/sec into an hour-long podcast
http://beameup.podOmatic.com/entry/2009-05-30T18_28_45-07_00
Saturday, May 30, 2009
even in de feet
The scientist mumbles
thoroughly
randomized the planet died
but still it moves
briquet people
in defeat line up to burn
bar-be-queue
thoroughly
randomized the planet died
but still it moves
briquet people
in defeat line up to burn
bar-be-queue
Friday, May 29, 2009
audio review of Nursery Rhyme Noir
http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/wual/arts.artsmain?action=viewArticle&sid=14&id=1470478&pid=217
sure and its working
There was an old robot from Mars
who constantly gazed at the stars
it liked all the rest
but loved very best
the small ones that blinked in its jars
who constantly gazed at the stars
it liked all the rest
but loved very best
the small ones that blinked in its jars
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
cat burglars on steroids
fly by night
break into Peter Pan plants
Dumbo's thugs
break into Peter Pan plants
Dumbo's thugs
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
old poem
Fourteen Reasons Why You Too Should Undergo Gene Surgery
1. Increased frequency of successful sexual encounters.
2. Improved resistance to sexually transmitted diseases.
3. Concision.
4. You will be taller.
5. It is very hip.
6. Improved language acquisition.
7. Easy payment plan.
8. Impress your friends.
9. Score points with your boss.
10. Do your own thing.
11. Money-back guarantee.
12. Rapid healing.
14. Improved mathematical ability.
published somewhere; not looking in the old card file just now.
1. Increased frequency of successful sexual encounters.
2. Improved resistance to sexually transmitted diseases.
3. Concision.
4. You will be taller.
5. It is very hip.
6. Improved language acquisition.
7. Easy payment plan.
8. Impress your friends.
9. Score points with your boss.
10. Do your own thing.
11. Money-back guarantee.
12. Rapid healing.
14. Improved mathematical ability.
published somewhere; not looking in the old card file just now.
Monday, May 25, 2009
older poem
archaeolog
The Empath strokes the weathered stone,
Evoking tactile images: smoothness, yielding warmth,
the prickle of dust.
Deeper she buries her SELF in the layered history
Of this freighted artifact;
Sensations of electrostatic force, gravitic repulsion,
Odors of ozone and dust, a hint of exotic organics --
Perfume of the vanished owner? Or a cleaning agent.
Deeper. The present is the path to the past.
Give up the present, abandon all connections.
The tinkling of chimes, low-frequency rumblings, oddly
syncopated,
(speech?), briefly, a cacophony of noise.
Deeper....the empathic sphere yields love, pride;
These may be the fossilized emotions of the artist itself!
The empath's excitement shocks her partway out of the
trance,
Relax, find the receptive frame, receive the past, live it
The emotions return, stronger, they live,
She IS the artist: a fragment of vision sears the mind's
Eye. The artifact is perceived in the moment of creation,
Whole, new, and in its proper frame of reference.
Time, considered as an onion of detritus,
Peeled to its core of fossil NOW.
But where perception reaches, understanding still may fail.
The empath spirals outward to her NOW of shattered relics;
Striving to comprehend the lives that now are dust.
END
Prev. publ. Star*line. Not sure when, but file last saved 1997.
The Empath strokes the weathered stone,
Evoking tactile images: smoothness, yielding warmth,
the prickle of dust.
Deeper she buries her SELF in the layered history
Of this freighted artifact;
Sensations of electrostatic force, gravitic repulsion,
Odors of ozone and dust, a hint of exotic organics --
Perfume of the vanished owner? Or a cleaning agent.
Deeper. The present is the path to the past.
Give up the present, abandon all connections.
The tinkling of chimes, low-frequency rumblings, oddly
syncopated,
(speech?), briefly, a cacophony of noise.
Deeper....the empathic sphere yields love, pride;
These may be the fossilized emotions of the artist itself!
The empath's excitement shocks her partway out of the
trance,
Relax, find the receptive frame, receive the past, live it
The emotions return, stronger, they live,
She IS the artist: a fragment of vision sears the mind's
Eye. The artifact is perceived in the moment of creation,
Whole, new, and in its proper frame of reference.
Time, considered as an onion of detritus,
Peeled to its core of fossil NOW.
But where perception reaches, understanding still may fail.
The empath spirals outward to her NOW of shattered relics;
Striving to comprehend the lives that now are dust.
END
Prev. publ. Star*line. Not sure when, but file last saved 1997.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
older podcast entries
www.starshipsofa.com (all poems)
#46, 4 minutes in, "red shifted star"
#44, 1:30, "Flesh-eating alien vampire sex on the moon"
#46, 4 minutes in, "red shifted star"
#44, 1:30, "Flesh-eating alien vampire sex on the moon"
one more zombie poem
Blue Light Special
it's not
easy being
blue taste gone and smell bad
still welcome at some bars HEllo
BABY!
it's not
easy being
blue taste gone and smell bad
still welcome at some bars HEllo
BABY!
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
shoulda used teflon
Looking for the key
gears
gears run the universe, he said
Professor Squirrelly
we called him
had to eat our words
when we found the monstrous
clockwork ticking ticking
on the Uberplane
each tick slower than the last
frequencies shifting down
we see it everywhere
in the sun & stars; yep, it's
gonna be a cold winter
unless we can
get it wound
end
gears
gears run the universe, he said
Professor Squirrelly
we called him
had to eat our words
when we found the monstrous
clockwork ticking ticking
on the Uberplane
each tick slower than the last
frequencies shifting down
we see it everywhere
in the sun & stars; yep, it's
gonna be a cold winter
unless we can
get it wound
end
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
it looks close enough to touch
inside the sphere
more shells built as the sun cooled
warm black sky kernel
more shells built as the sun cooled
warm black sky kernel
Monday, May 18, 2009
hot off the electrons
My latest poem at Strange Horizons http://www.strangehorizons.com/2009/20090518/merkel-p.shtml
Sunday, May 17, 2009
really bugs me
little Rob joined the
Cult of the Hemiptera
they suck
Cult of the Hemiptera
they suck
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Geico ruins everything
history shows how
nature points up folly of man
Geckoia!
nature points up folly of man
Geckoia!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
M8
How's that workin' out since Antarctica?
pentagonal
barrel-shaped couriers
carry the good news
through interstellar space
we bring the shoggoths
pentagonal
barrel-shaped couriers
carry the good news
through interstellar space
we bring the shoggoths
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
mythoku 3: guest quatrain
I can't explain
a stirring in the torchlit pool
dark constellations twist and shift
a shadow looms and seeks rebirth
souls are severed, set adrift
a stirring in the torchlit pool
dark constellations twist and shift
a shadow looms and seeks rebirth
souls are severed, set adrift
Friday, May 8, 2009
mythoku 2: will you oil my back?
Not willing to become a hermit
in winter
turtlenecks cover gill slits
beachgoers recoil
a few in bikinis
are intrigued and unabashed
in winter
turtlenecks cover gill slits
beachgoers recoil
a few in bikinis
are intrigued and unabashed
thanks to Unger's
cartoon of the day for inspiration.
http://comics.com/herman/?Page=1&ViewType=Thumb
http://comics.com/herman/?Page=1&ViewType=Thumb
can u smell what The Pot is cooking?
Uncle Pothandle
felt a part of something larger
but not much larger
felt a part of something larger
but not much larger
Thursday, May 7, 2009
illos found!
Got the missing envelope back. A couple from it will be in #83. I start layout on that issue this weekend.
mythoku 1: don't open it!
New Librarian
Jill opened the book
bound in smooth pale leather
oops
custodian runs screaming
red rivulets run too
Jill opened the book
bound in smooth pale leather
oops
custodian runs screaming
red rivulets run too
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Jeremy Shipp inspired this
sea of sporks
waving in seasonal winds
soon meatball rain
But all blame's my own
waving in seasonal winds
soon meatball rain
But all blame's my own
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
zombiku 26: stop me if you've heard this one
zombie walked down street
turned into a bar
no - still a zombie
turned into a bar
no - still a zombie
Monday, May 4, 2009
zombiku 25: classes cancelled
dress shirt no longer white
thoughts
form
bubble
burst before
reaching cerebrum
body cruises autopilot
below water table but still digging in the muck
thoughts
form
bubble
burst before
reaching cerebrum
body cruises autopilot
below water table but still digging in the muck
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
zombiku 22: preventive measures
:X
you
sew
their mouths
shut so they
can't tell secrets curse
you or cast any other spells
a fib (6-line fibonacci-series-based ku
:X=zombie
you
sew
their mouths
shut so they
can't tell secrets curse
you or cast any other spells
a fib (6-line fibonacci-series-based ku
:X=zombie
cthulhu flu
alignment foretold
the protein coats
in their quadrillions
a hyperlens
one stumble to the left
cough and a gate opens
the protein coats
in their quadrillions
a hyperlens
one stumble to the left
cough and a gate opens
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