Monday, December 14, 2015

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How the world doesn't end

Sol swelling to a red giant & melting Earth like a stick of butter
A super-sized comet or asteroid smacking Earth so hard only bacteria survive
mutant veggies shoot laser beams from modified potato eyes
some virus from a secret lab kills all anthropoids; elephants are relieved
aliens harvest all phosphorus from the top 3500 km of the planet
suicidal descendants travel back in time
certainly not because a boojum snea

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