Friday, April 1, 2016


What to do While Waiting for Your Derelict to Cool to 4 Kelvin

Pen your memoirs, on the walls
Kill and eat your shipmates, before they get you
Wish you had printed out some warmer clothing
     while you could
Pile up anything flammable
Burn it
Holy f*ck it's cold
Aerobic exercise
Smash anything you can
Append an addendum to your memoir on the floor
Sleep, and hope your frozen corpse is one day found

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