Monday, April 24, 2017


$3 Time machine

  1. Cheap hard plastic seat.
  2. Control panel labeled in Engrish.
  3. Analog dial for destination date.
  4. Time-space map keeps reverting to blue cube of death.
  5. Giant roaches? Must be in the Pennsylvanian.
  6. Cheap respirator and high oxygen levels: FAIL.
  7. Biodegradable hull flammable.
  8. And tasty.
  9. Fire extinguisher expired in the Pleistocene.
  10. Date dial came off.

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