$3 Time machine
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Cheap hard plastic seat.
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Control panel labeled in Engrish.
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Analog dial for destination date.
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Time-space map keeps reverting to blue cube of death.
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Giant roaches? Must be in the Pennsylvanian.
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Cheap respirator and high oxygen levels: FAIL.
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Biodegradable hull flammable.
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And tasty.
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Fire extinguisher expired in the Pleistocene.
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Date dial came off.
Prev publ. Brushfires, 2010
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