Friday, October 20, 2017

102017c


Gender equality had finally reached jack-o'-lanterns (which fortunately is a gender-neutral name). it was quickly discovered that not even other jack-o'-lanterns could tell jack-o'-lantern gender. Long eyelash slits proved an unreliable clue, for instance. Eventually, they just had to carve "M" and "F" on the backs of their heads.

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