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Clark the Ripper

At first it was a hobby,

A bloody fine way to spend a Friday night.

But then he got hooked:

He was cutting up all weekend,

then weekdays! Lunchtime, even on his break!

Right by the water cooler with Perry in the next room!

While on the phone with Lois!

(“Clark? What’s that sound?”)

Finally it had to end – the city was nearly deserted

and he was running out of freezer space.

Still, no one suspected

his secret identity.