Vlad Absent-Mindedly Answered in Medieval Hungarian
Immortality is hard!
You have to keep learning:
languages,
social mores (no impaling, for instance),
technology.
You have to keep forging new identities,
Finding lawyers willing to meet after dark,
Finding sweet young things of either gender
Eager for a Transylvanian kiss
(surprising how many think “kinky” is “cool”).
Your kids centuries dead,
You and Mina make your own children,
Adopted via transfusion,
No two alike.
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