Saturday, December 5, 2020


Vlad Absent-Mindedly Answered in Medieval Hungarian

Immortality is hard!

You have to keep learning:


social mores (no impaling, for instance),


You have to keep forging new identities,

Finding lawyers willing to meet after dark,

Finding sweet young things of either gender

Eager for a Transylvanian kiss

(surprising how many think “kinky” is “cool”).

Your kids centuries dead,

You and Mina make your own children,

Adopted via transfusion,

No two alike.



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