Saturday, December 5, 2020

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Vlad Absent-Mindedly Answered in Medieval Hungarian



Immortality is hard!

You have to keep learning:

languages,

social mores (no impaling, for instance),

technology.

You have to keep forging new identities,

Finding lawyers willing to meet after dark,

Finding sweet young things of either gender

Eager for a Transylvanian kiss

(surprising how many think “kinky” is “cool”).

Your kids centuries dead,

You and Mina make your own children,

Adopted via transfusion,

No two alike.


 

 

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