Banker's hours/economic stimulus
goats
Phillips-head screw driver
copper wire from a foreclosed house
banker's hair
a bald banker
Mamie's special blend
a newt
Recite the Drith incantation on a full blue moon
sacrifice the goats
burn everything
not the banker
smear the banker with the ashes
chain him/her naked
to the bank front door
at 9 am
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