no use for lawyers

Man Bites Lace


Oh yeah, she's cute in her new
Victoria's Secret underthings
but no matter how you
dress her up
an Arcturan lass'll
treat you rough
make you want to eat your own head
and if your spermatophore ain't up to snuff
plant some dearly departed's children
where Arcturus don't shine
to hatch hungry before too long
making clear the futility of divorce.