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In retrospect it seems inevitable that Bacchus would manifest after so long an absence at a frat party. Where else would drunks try so hard to reenact the traditional rituals? The party went on for a week. The University finally shut it down because of the loud singing, in Greek, that continued through Sunday morning. The basement was strewn with the inebriated, but the only remaining alcohol was in the bottom of a ceramic jar. All the students said about that was "He had the best wine," but analysis proved the residue to be a perfectly ordinary red.