Tuesday, August 11, 2020

081120b

 

Roomba

shag carpet

stuck in its craw 

driven to suicide

by interior design update

081120

 

It turned out that the entire observable universe was the interior of a bubble clinging to the lower lip of a gargantuan toad. This all came out when the bubble popped.

Monday, August 10, 2020

081020d

 

solving the human problem

the collective consciousness of bees 

sorted it just in time

081020c

 

Like a two-headed flatworm he maintained the bicephalic condition when bisected: each half regrew another head and arms. A few minutes work with a machete generated a small army that was twice as handy as a typical force. Too bad none of them were adept at walking on their hands.

081020b

 

bacteria

in zero g

express their genes

so differently

breaking the glass

ceiling means more

when empty space

is lurking there

bullets couldn't 

stop them; the lack

of air sure did