landing gear
squashed the last Martian
extinctionizer
Friday, January 30, 2026
Thursday, January 29, 2026
Wednesday, January 28, 2026
Review of G. O. Fizzickle Pogo
Walt Kelly, 1957, G. O. Fizzickle Pogo. I am reviewing every Pogo book (yes, I have them all), but not in chronological order. This is because they are not on my shelf in order. This one is all about the Okefenokee crowd's take on the geophysical year.
The geophysical year was 18 months long, so the book begins with a discussion about whether every month should be half as long as in a normal year or whether we need six new months to fill it out. Names are suggested for the new months, such as Septemberry (yum!).
The expedition to measure the world runs into trouble a few minutes after it sets out, when Captain Owl accidentally sinks the boat. Subsequently, a flea claims that a dog is man's best friend, if that man is a flea: "Yum"!
A short time later, Howland Owl develops a plan to occupy the moon before the Russians can get there. The flea will go up on a rocket, tied to a thread, which is tied to a string, which is tied to a rope. Then, Albert Alligator climbs up hand over hand. Well, this ends up not working out too well, but in the process much has been learned about algebra and movie stars
After this, the book quickly descends into chaos, from arming butterflies to replacing the Suez Canal with a homegrown job. In the process it is learned that there is always somebody stupider. A struggle for mastery of the new canal ends as one might expect.
Unlike some Pogo books, the humor in G. O. Fizzickle Pogo does not require knowledge of the politics of the day. An appreciation of slapstick and silliness is all you need. I found good copies available online for about 10 bucks.
Tuesday, January 27, 2026
Monday, January 26, 2026
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Dreams and Nightmares 132
Contents
Allen K., Innsmouth Docks, cover
Roger Dutcher, Embrace the Moon
John R. Platt, Companionship
M. Frost, Visit to a Private Collection of Parietal Art
Marisca Pichette, obituary (reprise)
Robert Witmer, Other Worlds
Ken Poyner, Open Question
Roger Dutcher, Stubborn
Nicholas De Marino, An Earthy Intervention
Denny E. Marshall, Marooned and Frightened
Holly Day, Chrestomathic
Kendall Evans, Star Fire and Singularities Along the Way
Rich Magahiz, Why celery
David Clink, A Slice of Silver and Always the Darkening Sea
DJ Tyrer, [reading Lovecraft]
Ruth Berman, Demeter and Balder
Roger Dutcher, Furthest Shining
Nico Martinez Nocito, rampion speaks
Allen K, Stamping Art
F. J. Bergmann, A Report
Diem Okoye, Love potions
Sandra Lindow, Burning Machu Picchu
Silvatiicus Riddle, Ophelia
Richard Magahiz, The Coming Clearing
Robert Borski, Do-Over
Greg Schwartz, [petrified forest]
Allen K, Alien Panorama
L. A. Hyland, In the Old Parish
Lynn Sargent, The Dolphins out Here
Brittany Hause, Confessional
Sarah Cannavo, [after-prom sex]
Lilith Acadia, Isn’t every story a vampire story?
Sunday, January 25, 2026
Saturday, January 24, 2026
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