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The Most Perfect Food

They’re not cooked, neither shaken nor stirred,

Lightly seasoned; otherwise pristine,

Perfect for recovery from head injury,

Or for a growing fetus;

Straight from a nutrient bath,

Free of impurities of any sort;

A wholesome sacrifice to the temple, your body.

The brains are physically developed, sure,

But there’s no cognition, no person there;

It’s just an organic thing,

Grown under sterile conditions,

And with the best of care.

Our product conforms to anti-cannibalism statutes

In 37 states. And several foreign countries.

Guaranteed not to have even the most vapid,

Errant, thought, a tabula rasa ready for consumption,

Ready to become a part of you,

                                                    Valuable, versatile,

                                                                                    Tasty too.