The Most Perfect Food
They’re not
cooked, neither shaken nor stirred,
Lightly seasoned;
otherwise pristine,
Perfect for recovery
from head injury,
Or for a growing
fetus;
Straight from a
nutrient bath,
Free of impurities
of any sort;
A wholesome
sacrifice to the temple, your body.
The brains are
physically developed, sure,
But there’s no
cognition, no person there;
It’s just an
organic thing,
Grown under sterile
conditions,
And with the best of
care.
Our product conforms
to anti-cannibalism statutes
In 37 states. And
several foreign countries.
Guaranteed not to
have even the most vapid,
Errant, thought, a
tabula rasa ready for consumption,
Ready to become a
part of you,
Valuable, versatile,
Tasty
too.
