Monday, December 2, 2019


Thank God for climate change
If the ice had come again
And the oceans froze
The wind farms would have been crushed
By expanding ice
When we burned the last of the fossil fuels
The few of us left shivering
How would we have kept warm?
This Arctic blob ain't so bad
The wildfires are staying on the left coast
Summers are actually cooler in Alabama
And that sperm whale with 220 pounds
Of plastic in its gut?
I'm sorry, but I've got troubles of my own.

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