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Fourteen Reasons Why You Too Should Undergo Gene Surgery


1. Increased frequency of successful sexual encounters.
2. Improved resistance to sexually transmitted diseases.
3. Concision.
4. You will be taller.
5. It is very hip.
6. Improved language acquisition.
7. Easy payment plan.
8. Impress your friends.
9. Score points with your boss.
10. Do your own thing.
11. Money-back guarantee.
12. Rapid healing.
14. Improved mathematical ability.


published somewhere; not looking in the old card file just now.