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Reasons I Hate NGC1499-B 2


10. OMG, the name!
9. The vinegar rain, every freakin' morning.
8. The "healthy" acid baths, our only freakin' tourist attraction.
7. School!! I mean really. 20 whole minutes a week!!!
6. Those storms from A, the EMP every half hour.
5. Really still 6: the constant interruptions of cell service.
4. I did mention the name? They call it C-14. Laff every time. Planetologists!
3. Seashells are glass (acid, remember?); only good thing is Doni sucking the blood from my beach-cut feet.
2. Clones. You think you know somebody....
1. No moon. I've seen tubes, but real moons must be freakin' real.