Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Don't Let This Happen To You!

You've Got Kids!


“Honey, look: simSusan aced her freshman biology final!”

“Yes dear,”


“she already has a job waiting in Farmville™, unlike our meatson Dwayne. Slacker doesn't even press the recycle button after meals.”

“Just wait till next Surplus Offspring Recycling Day, Mr. Lazybones!”

“Aww, Dad.”

“Yeah, only 50 more SORD points and we qualify for a trip to Cylinder Disney™!”

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