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He wasn't the kind of man who
But after the saucer people sucked
Him into their laboratory in the sky
He...was different
Stopped beating his wife and kids
Showed up for work sober
Voted, for chrissake
Practically a model citizen
There've been reports
Of low-lifes and troublemakers
Reforming overnight
Saucers weren't mentioned
That I saw, but you gotta wonder
What are they here for
There must be some kind of angle
But for now, I'll take it
The do-gooder family guy
Helping to clean up our town
Because, before the saucer people
Did whatever they did
He wasn't that kind of man