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How Flowers Have Sex

Say you’re a bee. You stop by. They wine and dine you, and as you’re leaving, they stick some sperm in your jacket pocket. Later, you visit some girl, maybe you don’t even know her. But she feeds you too. As you’re leaving, the sperm fall out of your pocket, and, honest to God I’m not making this up, some of them bounce into her vagina. She gets pregnant, and later there’s a child. She tosses the child out in the dirt and it’s on its own. But you, you put your babies up in their own rooms, feed them till they are able to feed themselves, and find them jobs, like any civilized beings will do.