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It seems there was this boy, and his parents had not wanted any children. Well, he come along anyway, and they named him Nobody. Nobody eventually grew up, got a job, and worked and worked. Finally he saved up enough money to open his own place and he put a sign out front that saidNobody Does It. He go along and go along and nobody come in the door, so he changed the sign and now it read Nobody Does It Better. Still, nobody come in the door, so he had to change the sign again. This time it said Nobody Does It Best. and after that everybody thronged in to see Nobody and buy nothing. So he starved, poor thing.