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Cat people. Feline aliens. These are often imagined and written about, and movies are made about them. However few people step to consider how difficult it is to get the smell of cat pee out of fabrics. I can see two of them after a rough break up. "My ex broke into my apartment and peed on all my clothes. Now I can't get rid of the smell of him. I'll have to burn them all and buy new clothes."

"This is Eric's lion's den. He's marked every corner. Now that he's gone I don't go in there at all. Painful memories."

Scene from a cat-people TV drama (sitcom?) that really needs to be made:

Little Sally couldn't hold it on that long car trip, and now we have to reupholster the back seat. From now on, we fly.