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The Aliens Ate, Like, Everything

Plants, animals, rocks, dirt, metal, people, each other, etc. Their origin myth was as peculiar as their dietary practices. They explained that God had eaten a preexisting universe, then shat out this one, fully formed and unchanging. Except, the fecaverse was crawling with vermin (they included both us and themselves in this category). One of these creatures would grow, in the fullness of time, to devour the cosmos. It would subsequently bring forth a new universe, and the cycle would repeat forever. They had searched for eons. Found nothing but the same old sh*t.

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