Thursday, January 23, 2025

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Ex-Pat



Kindly Mr. Bass,

hiding in plain sight,

among us earthly vertebrates.

Accepted without question

by his young neighbors,

flying off to his fungoid home,

where teenage boys

ejaculate spores over girly mags,

their love drifting with the wind,

children popping up

after every rain.

But Mr Bass is over that,

curating colorful shelf fungi,

and stealthily transferring technology

to a backward human race.


But where in these stories

are the xenophobes

we've come to know so well?

Nowadays, Mr Bass

wouldn't stand a chance:

turned in, sliced up, fried, and salted

before you could say libtard pedophile,

and we'd be stuck with mere humanity,

with only ourselves to blame.

 

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