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Yes, We Have No Anteaters (an abcedarian)

About that aardvark in the room
Boisterously bothering us at our ease
Cat's scared of the clumsy thing
Disappeared and we can't find her
Eleven o'clock and your mom's due soon
For God's sake what will she say?
Get that flea-bitten monster out no doubt
Hell, what does she think we're trying to do?
I give up
Just call; tell her we've gone out
Knife slipped, instant care, I don't care
Let me think
Maybe your cousin
No, her place is much too small
Oh no! Where's it got to now?
Please don't tell me
Quiet! I don't hear it now
Remember, these things are tricky
So, you go around through the kitchen
Take this blanket to trap the critter
Unfortunately they're pretty fast
Velocity magnifies the effect of mass
What I'll do is circle around the other way
Exactly, a pincer movement
You got him!
The zebra last week, now that was a real challenge!