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Internet down at home, breakers tripping, medical equipment on the fritz: a sign? Random chance? Or a vast global conspiracy!

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FRIDAY THE 13TH

Don't initiate new projects
Nor join in new ventures
Stay away from ladders
And games of chance
Don't feed wild animals
Race trains at unmarked crossings
Or taunt bikers in bars
You shouldn't do anything
You don't have to
Really
It's best to stay in bed