Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts

Saturday, January 12, 2019

011219c


Let There Be ... Everything


splitting the atom
dom't make me laugh
splitting the quark
now that's the thing
here, Bubba, hold my beer

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

011817b



After the change
those who were now slugs
quit their jobs in the salt mines
tried gardening, but were summarily fired
when they just couldn't resist sampling the merchandise
a few found success as xylophone players
some played practical jokes
on anyone named Shelley
many committed suicide
by beer

Sunday, December 25, 2016

122516



As far as we know, no civilization has ever made it into space, without first discovering beer.

Monday, November 21, 2016

112116



the rocking chair creaks on its own all night
a glass of beer drinks itself
he’s quieter now, since death took him
but his tastes haven’t changed