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Unwrapping the presents, we discovered that the aliens had mailed themselves to us, in pieces, rather than simply acknowledging defeat in the game.

070220b

why do we call ourselves America?

the rest of the twin continents

chopped liver?

besides

named after an Italian

why not Pocahontasia

Geronimoa

Sacagaweia?

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A Summary of the Holiday


On the day Easter Bun
emerged from her burrow
celebration
     devour baby and fetal chickens
     munch on the brown stuff
winter's over
                      yay
                              we're sick

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The few surviving mutants
Too few, too hungry, to resist
Bowed to their new masters
When the blattids got culture
They raised up and cured
The slaves who'd made them
What 16 arms can do
With a string quartet!

These maps!

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2013/august/maps_that_will_change.htm

Most are aspects of cultural geography (no McDonald's in Greenland), & in such astounding diversity.