Today's the day an overpaid guy's too sick to watch young men smash their brains together, giving themselves the gift that keeps on giving: brain damage. All across the country. But hey! It's a beautiful day: the sun is shining, the birds are probably singing (it's too cold outside to check), the nuts are getting ready to jump in a daring bid for new life, and we have a million shows waiting on the streaming services. In other words, a good day to die.
