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Too much growth hormone I guess
then again
it could be something with the weather
or aliens

Farmer Brown surveyed
the apple that had landed
on his barn
and the lake of apple juice
surrounding it

horse with applesauce might be good
he thought
have to get the wood out
somehow though

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where the magic fertilizers spilled
overnight the cat briars grew stout and tall
wrapping the entire house
the 8 inch thorns almost seemed sentient
jabbing towards anyone
who came too close
anything that would take down the vines
would destroy the house as well
we could hear those trapped inside
for days
eventually they fell silent
but by that time
the entire town
had been evacuated
and completely concealed
by a forest of asters
roses of sharon
and Mexican petunias
50 feet in height