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these gnu potatoes
it's better to shave them
before cooking
better to save a few to plant

don't plant them too close together
that's why they're so expensive
they cover a mess of ground

you'll see the horns
poking out of the soil come spring
within a few weeks
they will need a great deal of hay
harvest before the first frost

they are so worth it!

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think of the poor
wildebeest
gnu shoes