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Friday, May 8, 2020

050820


lizard people assume control


safety measures enacted
infections plummet
unemployment vanishes
economy ticks up
Gaia heaves a sigh of relief

I welcome our new
carnivorous overlords
they don't eat much
and we can spare
all the conspiracy theorists
they want