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somehow my desk
is littered with junk
it's all important

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If she had dusted recently, she would never have known the invisible viper was coming for her until it was too late. Fortunately, the baseball bat was handy; it lay on the dining room table with two weeks worth of mail and clean and dirty laundry (mixed). In this case, cleanliness was death, and she thanked God she was still unfamiliar with both.

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Excuses


My wedding ring?
Well, the Inciner-All recycler
The new nano hand lotion
The fusion heater intake
Right next to my dresser
The cyber mouse team
Clean the floor every 30 minutes
You know