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so the student passed his defense. Everyone is happy. Tomorrow when he realizes he has nine days to make more than 500 corrections to his dissertation he may not be quite so happy.

On my way back over here I thought of two very funny jokes to inflict on you all.

Funny with the ha ha
that's what it was
I had no way to make a note
the greatest joke ever
but now it's gone
I just have to hope
it wasn't as funny
as the way I remember it

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what do you call a daily calendar of dumb jokes
in heaven, year after year,
all different but all the same?
holy crap!
how many angels does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?
what do you call 69 angels
crammed into a phone booth?
(they still have those in heaven?)
what did Helen Keller say to...
ENOUGH!
You can all go to
wait, can you?

work the crowd

no
girls don't
think it's funny

did you see
their faces
scowl