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we called them shoggoths, naturally

giant slugs, oozing through

the ruins of this civilization

how could we know

some dead god lay sleeping

in the foundations of it all

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nobody believes in the zombie apocalypse anymore
they've moved on to the mummy apocalypse
(fight rags with fire)
the werewolf apocalypse
(stake out a goat every full moon)
and the shoggoth apocalypse
(if the Great Race couldn't stop them, what hope have we?
we're all gonna die)