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I feel a great disturbance in the internet, as if millions of home-bound Americans streamed video content at once.

061620b

The last remaining Sasquatch

Marooned for generations

On a small island

Evolution worked its well-known magic

When rediscovered, they were like those island-bound

Miocene dwarf elephants in the Mediterranean

Overnight sensation

Less Wookie and more Ewok

Just in time for Christmas

072819

In my dream last night, I was at work, studying the small fossil reef I actually have been studying, working with the colleague I have been working with on that project, when I discovered something new and exciting about it. My old boss came in (he retired more than 10 years ago) and wanted to have a secret meeting about it, which I could not attend. While all this had been happening, I was listening to the soundtrack of the new Star Wars movie that doesn't actually exist. It had the original characters and original actors. So then I went into the room where they were having the secret meeting, to warn them about some scientific pitfall connected with the new discovery, which only I knew about. As I left the room, I heard "the new guy" (not a new guy in real life; never saw him before) very seriously say "the Empire is not what it once was, but it still deserves protecting." I went back to my office, horrified that I was working for the bad guys and hadn't known it.

121318 c

Jabba the Trump
who will Leia him
and free the world?

And how was she strong enough to do that, anyway?

120418c

hollow metal moon
first landing
a million corpses

122015b

the light from a galaxy far far away
hence long long ago
shows us our own back-
story
so much cooler than today

Darths & Droids has a good point

what if
all your followers were clones
bellwether you
shapeshifter clicks follow
just like everybody else



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