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The expanding zones of crippling heat
humanity forced towards the poles
low latitudes almost ideal
for the Venusian colonists.
How clever
to make the Terrans
do the Venus-forming themselves!

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Retrofit

Spacenews. Alien spacesuit found orbiting #BetaChiarus3. This planet is the backup choice for the #terraformingproject.

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“Did you see this?”

“Since I'm looking over your shoulder I think you can assume I did.”

“Pretty cool, huh. A dead alien is even better than a live one! Don't have to worry about conquering hordes.”

That's what the talking heads were saying too. The desiccated corpse inside the suit had been about 3 m tall when alive. As to why the corpse had been left at Beta Chiarus, or whether any aliens would come back for it, there were no facts but plenty of speculation. It had been a solitary explorer, a would-be mutineer, victim of a successful mutiny, or something so alien we could never understand it. After the autopsy, the body was analyzed chemically six ways from Sunday, and shown to be based on a molecule very similar to DNA. Its proteins were different from terrestrial proteins but they were proteins.

“So it couldn't have eaten our plants or our livestock...” began one of an endless parade of interchangeable "experts".

“or us,” interjected the show's host, laughing.

Und so weiter.

True enough, as far as it went. But when the rest of the nine-foot aliens followed our ships home and began their xenoforming project on Earth the media parrots didn't seem so smug.

Publ. Daily Cabal 2011

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Terraforming


a million-year culture
records carved in salt
rainfall