riding a lithospheric slab
into the mantle
caught in an updraft
volcanoed out on the surface
where we started
just a few million years later that was fun, Daddy, do it again!
turned out human sacrifice
disagreed with the volcano god's digestion
the soothing goodness
of papaya and coconut
mango and pineapple
ahhhhhh
many fewer eruptions
a cleansing sulfurous steam
occasional red-hot stone footballs
isn't that better?