Monday, May 29, 2017


Ill-Remembered Holidays

Lobe Day. Pseudopods are extruded, and much is the rejoicing thereof.

Spinogenesis. Extrusion of spines, usually celebrated with screaming and recreational pharmaceuticals.

Vacuolization of the Magi. A somber commemoration of the excruciation of the Prime Six by the Amoebatrons.

The Budding of Saint Oognatz. A joyful time of vocalizing, vibrating, and ingesting, celebrated immediately after the Fragmentation of Oognatipart.

Parting of the Bread Sea. Much is the consumption on that night. On Departing Morn, the ducks eat well.

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