The Only
Time Machine
We
upload your consciousness,
it
runs in a simulated 1960s Lagos,
the
quaint elder city;
but
it's totally cool!
OK,
it runs slowly,
and
it's grainy (a few details are lacking),
but
the Uploaded never
notice; they lack detail too.
Your
body is destroyed in the process,
but
it's immortality; don't worry,
we
keep you backed up,
we
have uninterruptible power supplies,
backups
on our backups,
real-time
monitoring of conditions on the drive,
and
if you do get corrupted,
you
never know it!
It's
the perfect existence,
and
the only way to go back in time.
Yes,
Lagos-60s™ is
the best and only,
although
I hear someone is about to launch
a
goth sim called Bombardment 1851,
which
is supposed to really rock,
if
you're into that sort of thing;
but,
for a small fee,
we
can make a copy of you for that platform,
to
upload when they go live.
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