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Given how the hours and days sweep around the globe, does time pass at all at the poles, where all time zones meet at a single point? This must be how Santa keeps his boyish figure, aging only one day in 365 (or 6) when he leaves his citadel. Also, the pack ice is melting. Soon he'll have to relocate the Workshop to...The Mountains of Madness! The shoggoths will eat all our presents (Santa and elves too).