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That day when you decide not to clean
who are we kidding, you never clean
more time for reading, you say
but that's not it, is it
lonely or depressed
so that when the salesman comes in uninvited
and you're half naked and drunk at 10:00 in the morning
you are grateful for the company
that is until he tries to sell you
some new kind of vacuum
like the three you already have are not enough