100219d

No one suspected the ham sandwiches. Well, Ali did, but no one listened to her until it was far too late.

102317c

It was the GMO potatoes that did it. Breaking thru the foundation, soaring from earth geysers, airborne tubers, polychromatic stratospheric bursts, an ivory carbogenic blizzard. Neal just had had enough, jalopied out, Californy bound. Oil or no, Beverly was the place he oughta be.

110416c

Security systems were particularly vulnerable, and the gremlins found the rare earth elements tasty. Alas, things like trolls followed the gremlins and their tastes were more traditional.

103116b

On this day, the humans pretend to be real and exchange poison with one another, so they can pretend that they are not, for another year

062716b

We finally found proof that humans did walk with dinosaurs. They were wearing Bass shoes.