051121c

 

eating out of my hand

almost to my elbow

122219b

asparagus infected with a deadly native strain
it goes down good but soon takes root and blossoms forth again

012119b

As for the furniture upon the lawn,

Inspection showed that every bolt was gone.

011519

it's almost coffee, this drink the natives brew,
open up your eyes, forever shut them too.

111218b

if you all died, the small boy said,
then who would tuck me into bed?

051617c

From "The Call of Cheeto"


That which is orange and can eternal lie
may rise far but in the end will fry

021917b

Twas midnight, and the slimy dholes, did bore and burrow in the crypt,

All flimsy were the skeletons, and ligaments they ript.

032816

That is not wet which is eternal dry,
In strange aeons tautology may die.

102715

have I got a budget deal for you
don't worry, assholes will hate it too

092413

That is not read to which thick dust clings.
Beneath it munch worms and stranger things.

My turn, my turn!

I think that I shall never squeeze
Tunicates as plump as these

National Bite-Transmitted Infection Day

when coarse fur grows where no fur ever was
werewolf bite and moon jointly are the cause

pseudo-mythos couplet

That is not smelt which precipitates alone,
in vacuum and on lifeless stone


I have no clue where this came from.

mythoid couplet

That is not puce which hath another shade,
And in strange suds eldritch blood may fade.

couplet

deep roots grow fat on such grisly meat
the fallout shelter is a willow's treat

free verse couplet

check for marrow implants
zombie idea of a strip search

free verse couplet

check for marrow implants
zombie idea of a strip search

poor feller

Antichrist's Lament

all living flowers die, beneath my frigid gaze
can't give them to my girl, no matter what I pays.

dreamlands

the dhole posers in their slugsuits fell
whilst night gaunts grin; they're doing well

tote that keyboard

Hammer time

break the law & break rocks
study rocks & consume paper