051121

 

 former prexy

super sizes on fast food

pants optional

021421b

 

Do you think the ex-Prexy wrote a valentine's poem to his one true love? If he did, it might go a little something like this:

 

I love me,
I love me not,
well that's silly:
of course I love me,
just like everyone else,
except that traitor Pence.

Roses are red,
violets are some other color,
everyone loves me,
at least, they'd better!

Love is what the Magas have for me,
0 is what I give them (see how clever?),
V, I'm very very very special,
E, stands for something.

021121C

 

almost 40%

welcome our new overlords

any, really

020221b

 

supermarket chain

bribes a governor 

for exclusive vaccine deal 

another shopping place

we can't stomach

020221

 

the fascist doesn't see his shadow

sorry, folks

2 more years of democracy

012121c

 

Covid-denying 

legislators lined up for shots

do they now believe?

012021

 

The Party got behind Anansi in 2028, and they would've recaptured the presidency too, if he hadn't sucked dry one too many meddling kids.

010821

 psych eval

for candidates

who would qualify?

010721b

 

peaceful brown patriots 

violent white traitors

treated oh so differently

in Trump's America

and every other

010721

 

they tried again

after the Beer Hall Putsch 

just decades ago

010621

 

PA state Senate GOP members shamefully and brazenly broke the law yesterday, seating a loser in their formerly respectable body. They'll be making license plates soon.

010420h

 

The sorceress sent another demon to rule the land. The last had been so disappointing.

123120c

 

DJT did us one big favor. He made 9-11 almost seem like a bump in the road, and he's the gift that keeps on giving.

123120b

 

make no plans

before 1-20

or after

123120

 

the new year looms

bloody revolution

or a brave new world

123020

 

By the time the 21st century rolled around, I expected to be so old, I wasn't sure I'd make it. It never occurred to me, reading Mack Reynolds novels 45 years ago, that A) gay marriage would become "Eh, of course" for most Americans, B) we still wouldn't have a lunar colony, and C) the minority party would throw all its energy into destroying the country and making it a vassal state of Russia. SF editors were buying such outlandish stories back in the 70s, but at the time we regarded them as fiction.

122720

 

orgasmic fantasy

 

straight-jacketed ex-prexy 

dragged bump bump bump

down the White-House steps

and then

like Disney Snow White

butterflies and roses

fawns and bunnies

pop up across the lawn

111320

 

good day

to walk under a ladder

break a mirror 

step on a crack

pet my black cat

superstition pales

in reality's face

110720

 

GOP: Well, uh, it's the popular vote that really matters, and it's sooooo close!

Dem: We agree: the Electoral College must go.

GOP:

110520c

 
Voting with chips
a time-honored method
involving cannons
steel spheres
and black powder
recognized as definitive
in the court of fait accompli