110720

 

GOP: Well, uh, it's the popular vote that really matters, and it's sooooo close!

Dem: We agree: the Electoral College must go.

GOP:

110520c

 
Voting with chips
a time-honored method
involving cannons
steel spheres
and black powder
recognized as definitive
in the court of fait accompli

110420b

 

phoning my vote in

from Alpha Centauri

let it count

110320d

 
Just One Vote

If I hadn't gotten lost
if I hadn't left late
if I hadn't forgotten what day it was
if I hadn't been this close to the end of the movie
if I hadn't been all tied up — to my bed
well, then the Venusians would've won the election
the Martian party would've been out on its aural membranes
and the forced marches
culling of the strongest, when the food transports.docked
and the ocean removal
probably would have stopped

110320b

 

cart moves down the line

Water! Candy! Hold your place

while you pee!

081320b

 

candidate lies through teeth

rolls three d6's = 18 to be believed

crowd gives him all their money

repeat

the crowd doubles down

what'll I do with all your firstborn brats? 

010420b

opening salvo
in 45's reelection campaign
delivered, appropriately,
by drone

112019b

Vote Hermaphrodite!
the rallying cry
Lumbricus won in a mudslide

091719d

Elections Under Attack

The danger to our way of life is insidious and pervasive. One of the greatest dangers is the subversion of free and fair elections. Russia and other hostile powers have successfully manipulated our electoral process before, and continue their assault. Social-media disinformation and hacking of voting-machines undermine Americans' faith in the electoral process even if they don't change the results. This process has already begun. This danger requires that the Congress act now, and forcefully. First, paperless voting machines should never again be used. Without a paper trail, we cannot be sure that votes have not been falsified. Second, social-media companies must be required to police malicious accounts. Finally, more resources need to be directed at cybersecurity, and not only to protect elections data. This won't be easy, but we can do it. All we need is the political will to make it happen.

110918c

100 women
going to the House next year
things will change

110818b

2120 election

three clades voted
one boycotted

whales won premier again
primates gained Parliament
canines shut out; felines don't care

110618d

Worked all day ferrying voters to the polls. Use my wheelchair van to carry five disabled voters today. That took until 4:30 in the afternoon.

060518

Election day in Alabama, primarily speaking.


voting on this world
compulsory and lethal
the young aren't ready

121217c

Alabama crawls out of hell
leaving a pedophile behind
Senator Jones

110817

a weight off my shoulders

the jackals sniveling at our heels
slink off into fetorous dens

a new sun buds bare branches
new showers relieve parched throats
new breeze the scent of sweet olive

BTW

I didn't vote for that crazy Nazi or his registry of undesirables.

What's on your ballot

Just enter your address to view everything that will be on your ballot, including the 14 statewide amendments (AL).   This is published by VOTE411.org which is a service provided by the League of Women Voters.

http://onyourballot.vote411.org/index.do

060616

a great tradition
of lying to voters
who always believe

030116

millennial elections a formality
no immortal wants to waste time herding sheep
I did that only 40kiloyears back
ask me next time
if you can catch me

060314

Primary election day in Alabama.


when red-state pols
are jailed
for cynically disenfranchising the poor
and state IDs are free
then
demand to see them
but no
we don't live
in that milk+honey world