022221c

 

birthday present

to self: the still-beating heart

of a giraffe 

Life, chronicled by art.

021821b

 

Texas proves

infrastructure matters

3rd world

123120c

 

DJT did us one big favor. He made 9-11 almost seem like a bump in the road, and he's the gift that keeps on giving.

091020c

 

Smuggling a tank full of tigers out of a wildlife refuge overseas. When I open it stateside, I find one really fat tiger.

082120c

 

lizard brain

conspiracy theory junkie

real deep state

011218b

even Mo's Gov
can't make BLOATUS look good
limbo winners all

121217c

Alabama crawls out of hell
leaving a pedophile behind
Senator Jones

120517b

POP
Party of Pedophilia
Sad

111117

Ryan and McConnell said
Their bill, it was the boss
The average Joe or Jane they said
Their taxes less would cost

When Jane and Joe discovered
They would pay much much more
R and M denied it
But they were lying whores

The bill, turns out, would make the rich
Get richer, while the rest
Would pay and pay and pay
And pay; it was really for the best

The day dawned red and they both said
Their falsehoods had been wrong
But they deserved those megabucks
Because their pee would trickle down
While average Joe and Jane would be
Mega-mondo-schlonged

111017b

Roy Moore


a lonely guy
pubescent teens
unwanted you-know-whats
but nothing to see here folks
business as usual
in the family-values state

110617b

how many will vote
for murder in church and school
guns for abusers




Most recent mass shooters in this country had abused their families. Abusers shouldn't have guns.

100217

Another American terrorist
Aiming for the weekly prize
House flunked the assault-weapons ban
Who could have foreseen THIS?
How many will die to protect
Our right to slaughter?

072517

Orwell Was Right


GOP programmed
to believe anything
Russian atheists
are God

060717c

These jackasses in the Executive Branch are really starting to annoy me. I mean, who do they think they are? They work for us, the American people, not the clown sitting on the golden throne every morning. When they are told to lie, cheat, and commit other crimes for him, their duty is to report that. They are testifying before Congress, and either saying nothing or lying through their teeth. It's not like we don't expect it, but what happened to the idea that you would do your job? Or maybe they just misunderstood the job requirement. Maybe they thought criminal behavior was what they were hired for. Maybe the only job they are fit for is rock hockey.

032817b

Off in a few minutes to deliver Meals on Wheels, something that the Speaker of the House wants to terminate. Those old people are moving pretty slow, they can't see too well, and they aren't very strong, but Paul Ryan is sure they can get their own food without any help whatsoever. That's how he was raised: no help from the government whatsoever. Or at least, that's probably what he tells himself every night when he goes to bed. The reality was quite different.

032117

Obsessing about Rubio's Guzzlegate, now thankfully behind us, but the Russian nominee for Prexy running the US? Find the leakies! Although it's nice the GOP doesn't hate Russians anymore.

030616

Every Day is the Sabbath if You are a God

god and high priest of His own religion
losing His cultural artifacts
while getting rich from them
preaching the love of hate
and perfection of Him
all-knowing and well-hung
a self-made God

102915

my
tax plan
less for me
and more for you