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satanic Roy Moore stalks little girls

"Perfectly understandable"
his president nods "I've been there"

GOP leaders gotta draw the line
fine for the CiC; wrong in the Senate
you must learn to keep this secret

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Ryan and McConnell said
Their bill, it was the boss
The average Joe or Jane they said
Their taxes less would cost

When Jane and Joe discovered
They would pay much much more
R and M denied it
But they were lying whores

The bill, turns out, would make the rich
Get richer, while the rest
Would pay and pay and pay
And pay; it was really for the best

The day dawned red and they both said
Their falsehoods had been wrong
But they deserved those megabucks
Because their pee would trickle down
While average Joe and Jane would be
Mega-mondo-schlonged