100620e

 

Orange troll upon a throne

Just won't leave my rights alone

Will I miss him when he's past

Like the passing of a gas?

Nope

070320

Tulsa rally

attendees testing positive

evolution

060620

Waiting To Be Born

Why slouch toward Bethlehem,

PA or otherwise—

you monsters stand tall and straight,

else your knobbly backs

will hurt like Hades after a few thousand years;

no, we’ll kick more human ass

that way, tails more Godzilla than Jennifer Lopez,

ankylosaur knob at the tip,

big enough and tough enough,

to knock tanks into the next street or week,

and these rotund babies,

with their comb overs and pumpkin faces,

pillaging their own mangers—

they ain’t seen nothing yet.

020520b

The Union's in a state
This much is true
But not since Reagan have we seen
Lies like those from you

Reagan had dementia
And no clue' what he said
Are you just an asshole
Who wants our country dead dead?

112619b

We all know that the Great Pumpkin
Is a tool of the Bear
What we don't know
Is what's really on the pee tape
And why the American right wing
Thinks that's cool

100919b

Trump aids ISIS by sacrificing our loyal allies, the Kurds, to genocide by the Turks. He is clearly the Antichrist.

093019

hamster-wheel
president, they called him
M.E. was stunned
bb in a boxcar
wasn't hard to explain

090219b

faux news
pouring from the TV
I think not

081919

There once was a brat from New York
Dropped on his head by a stork
He fouled every nest
He put to the test
That fat orange brat from New York

081719c

I've never seen an island I didn't like
And the bigger the better
It helps if it has something to do
With my favorite thing: golf!
It's named after part of a golf course
So it must be a great place for golf
I've got to have it
But I need someone else to pay for it
Because that's how I roll
I know some people who are just dying to buy things for me!
And for those who aren't
Like 60% of America
Sucks to be you!

062519

concentration camps
children moved from bare cages
in secret
men with ICEy hearts
in 2019 America

060319

London
please keep the Great Pumpkin
save us!

052019

gold-plated nothing
this urinal is solid
just like his head

050219

rock, paper, scissors
and fusion device
Trump card

030519b

The End Of An Era

And as the orange sun sinks slowly into the swamp, we're suffocated by the smell of 10,000 rendering cheeseburgers, to the melodious chants of "Fake news!"

021319b

Jessica Fletcher visits the Trump White House.

020219b

took America
till the third President Trump
too late, then

121718c

13,000 Lost Souls

Torn from their parents
imprisoned by a tyrant
do they ever see the sun?
feel a kind touch?

days turn to months
and where is their Christmas coming from?

111818B

What's Coming in America


1. Washington, D.C. renamed Trumpopolis.
2. USA renamed UST.
3. California auctioned off via sealed bids. Russia wins.
4. Border wall never finished.
5. Tariffs on the EU, Iran, and other enemies are raised.
6. Nuclear threats proliferate; clock at one microsecond before midnight.
7. Alien invaders save the day, harvest 1 in 5 humans.

111418

Gibberish


Inspired views of
The many worlds
Reading it, mad
One truly understands
But can no longer communicate

A tongue with brownian syntax
Computer-generated randomization
Which is never truly random
May make sense after transformation

Attempted uccupation
"Take me to your leader"
But you are already there

Stray impulses
Working the wild larynx

And now, we truly understand