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What's Coming in America


1. Washington, D.C. renamed Trumpopolis.
2. USA renamed UST.
3. California auctioned off via sealed bids. Russia wins.
4. Border wall never finished.
5. Tariffs on the EU, Iran, and other enemies are raised.
6. Nuclear threats proliferate; clock at one microsecond before midnight.
7. Alien invaders save the day, harvest 1 in 5 humans.

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an albatross 

a harbinger 

like Jessica Fletcher 

a murder of crows 

branches waving without wind

why did no one recognize 

the first invader 

first of the Pumpkin Men

till it was far too late